Long time, no talk.
It'd be a pain in the tush to repeat it all here so I'm just going to give y'all the link to Rhys' travelogue, wherein he describes his trip to Norway, during which he gets baptized, tours a fjord, (sort of), sees a pig and sleeps through a great many important and historical museums.
Note, as of right now, it is not finished yet. Work in progress. We're up to Tuesday/Wednesday of the second week, and we left on Saturday. So...you know. Stay tuned.